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Chunke Monke ยท 2 years ago
  • it all makes sense now ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"
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  • Vaccine

    NIFFTY ยท 2 years ago
  • o_o

    An angry cat with its mouth open wide, teeth bared. The text on the image says: "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES". There is also a small logo at the bottom right for the National Foundation for Infectious Diseases.
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  • Parasite

    BellaTrix ยท 2 years ago
  • Lol

    The image shows four different ticks with labels: "Brown Dog Tick," "Deer Tick," "Lone Star Tick," and "Luna Tick." The "Luna Tick" is a picture of Donald Trump pointing to his head.
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  • Transphobia

    Toast ใƒ„ ยท 2 years ago
  • A cartoon image of two people having a conversation. The first person is a light-skinned person with green hair who is talking. A speech bubble above them reads, "So did you hear what he did last week?". The second person is a dark-skinned person with their hair in a bun. Above them is a speech bubble with the single word "She.". Under the first speech bubble is another with the text, "Right. Anyway, she raped a minor and gave him aids."
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  • Clown

    Wade ยท 2 years ago
  • Killer Clowns

    The comic shows a Killer Clown Society meeting. The first panel shows a sign reading "KILLER CLOWN SOCIETY MEETING" and "TOMORROW: BINGO". The second panel shows a scary white-faced clown, then a red-haired clown with a cigarette. In the following panel, The Joker asks, "Why was this guy invited again?" The next panel shows a Ronald McDonald-like clown with the caption "Heart disease". Finally, the last panel shows multiple clowns in a meeting, reacting with "Oooohhhhhhhhhhh".
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  • Covid

    EnochTyr ยท 2 years ago
  • I don't have any words for this one.

    The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a person crying with the text "COVID spreading through food." The bottom panel shows a person with sunglasses smiling with the text "Me realising I live in Africa."
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  • Mickey Mouse

    EnochTyr ยท 2 years ago
  • ...maybee

    Mickey Mouse is looking sly. The text above him says: "When someone asks you why you're carrying a strobe light into an epilepsy ward." The text below him says: "It's a surprise tool that will help us later."
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  • Look

    Grizzlymilk ยท 2 years ago
  • I look diseased

    Close-up of a face with the caption 'I look diseased'.
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  • Animal

    Cricket Green ยท 3 years ago
  • I made this dumb meme to show u

    The image shows the stonks man, with his arms crossed and a serious look on his face. Above him, text says, "When I have a pet badger". Next to him, an orange arrow points up and to the right with the word "Rabies" in a white box. The background is a blue graph with different values and percentages.
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  • Cancer

    โ“‰โ’ฝโ’บ โ“‡โ“„โ’ธโ“€ ยท 3 years ago
  • Random post #4

    A green leaf character looks shocked while holding a hand sanitizer bottle.  Next to it, a pink flower character celebrates. A roll of toilet paper appears next to her. The text in the image reads, "When you're really scared you have coronavirus but you get tested and it's only cancer" and "Yes, I'm safe! High five!"
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  • COVID-19

    killer of bears 101 ยท 3 years ago
  • The image is split into two panels, each featuring a dog with glasses and a turtleneck, with text above. The left panel reads, "me when I call it Tar-jay instead of Target," while the right panel reads, "me when i call it COVID-19 instead of the rona."
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  • Mosquito

    PoseidonLm ยท 3 years ago
  • The image is split into two panels. On the left, there is an Uno card that reads "pollinate without causing mass disease OR draw 25." On the right, there is a person holding a handful of cards looking at the camera with text above them that reads "mosquitoes".
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  • Cough

    Daddy dick ยท 3 years ago
  • Me after hearing

    A picture of a person in an airplane with an anxious face, with the text "me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy."
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  • COVID-19

    Daddy dick ยท 3 years ago
  • Covid-19 or Rona

    A dog wearing glasses is looking to the side with a serious expression. The text on the image reads, "Me when I call it COVID-19 instead of the Rona."
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  • School

    LoserIsPro ยท 3 years ago
  • I hate school

    The image shows a cartoon with three figures. On the left is a blue round character labeled "COVID-19" with a sad face. Next to it, a green leaf character is labeled "SCHOOL". On the right, a blue pointy character with red eyes is labeled "ME" and points at the other two. The background is a simple green landscape.
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  • Headache

    TheForeverVirgin ยท 3 years ago
  • The image shows four different illustrations of heads with red areas indicating where one might feel pain. The headings are: "Types of Headaches", "Migraine", "Hypertension", "Stress", and "Getting Up Too Fast". The first head has a red area in the temple area, the second on the top back of the head, the third around the forehead, and the last has the entire head filled in red.
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  • Covid

    CaptainEgg75 ยท 3 years ago
  • imagine

    The image shows red roses and a cartoon image of the coronavirus. Text says "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"
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  • Covid

    LoserIsPro ยท 3 years ago
  • lol again

    The image shows a bunch of red roses and an image of the covid virus. The text on the image reads: "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"
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  • Number

    Lostin Flowers ยท 3 years ago
  • Let me know what your results are!

    The image shows four circles with different patterns and numbers inside. The first one is blue-ish with the number 12. It indicates kidney disease. The second one is orange with the number 15 and corresponds to lung cancer. The third one is yellow with no discernible number suggesting a brain tumor. The last one is black with the number 28, indicating heart disease.
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  • Smoking

    ๐•ฑ๐–—๐–š๐–Ž๐–™ ๐–”๐–‹ ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐•ฐ๐–‘๐–Š๐–’๐–Š๐–“๐–™๐–˜ ยท 3 years ago
  • VAPING IS ALSO BAD

    The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking.  It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems.  A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.
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