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wow mario got done dirty

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels. On the left, a damaged black car says: "Please stop giving me your worst drivers and let me die." On the right above, a drawing of Jesus says: "But you're my strongest Altima. Meet your next driver, Hayleigh." Below Jesus, a drawing of a girl with pink hair exclaims: "omggggg yayyyy"

Anonymous

A picture of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka with text above that reads, "None of the new Willy Wonka movies have understood that Gene Wilder's version of Wonka worked because you felt like there was a real chance he was just gonna sit there and watch those kids die."

Wade

Zamboni

The image is a panel of six frames. In the first frame, a man is on his hands and knees laughing, with a Zamboni in the background. The second frame shows Deadpool saying, "You're about to be killed by a zamboni." The third frame is a close-up of the man. The fourth frame is Deadpool saying "Tell me where your fucking boss is!" The fifth frame shows a large, empty seating area. The last frame shows an ice rink with the caption "...in five minutes."

Cocel 😮💨

A cartoon image of Patrick Star from Spongebob, dressed as a baby with a diaper and a blue beret. The image text reads: "No one: Your kid when you die in Among Us:". The background is green.

King bob

We gonna die today

A news report showing a black rocket launching against a backdrop of orange smoke. The text on the screen includes Korean characters.

Why should you care

A split image. On the left is a screenshot from a video game with a character walking near a small structure that might be a doghouse. A creature that resembles a dog is running near the character. The text says: "Probably a doghouse, though I'm not sure since there's no dog around." On the right, there is a red die with the number 1 on top. The text reads: "ME A HALFLING: YES! I CAN REROLL. ME: ....".

COOL GIRL😜

SOO CREEPYY OMG

The image has the text "I'VE SEEN LOVE DIE" in a red, gothic font.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Toast ツ

Wade

The hero we needed but didn’t deserve

A picture shows the character Spiderman lying on the floor while other people watch him. On the left, a blue character from the game Among Us is placed on the image. The text on the image says: "When you stand and die in front of camera to bait the impostor so security will know. Carefully, he's a crewmate."

rapboat

Diddy cook??

Diddy with a serious expression is shown wearing a shirt that says, "VOTE OR DIE!", and opening his suit jacket to reveal it. He's in front of an audience.

Queens In The House

dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)

A green cartoon leaf is holding a gun with both hands pointing at the viewer. Below the leaf is the text: "Blue Skidoo, you die too!"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.

DIANEE

The image is a meme with a split panel. The left side shows a fierce red dragon exhaling fire, with the text "AN ANCIENT BEING CAPABLE OF FLYING AND BREATHING FIRE." The right side shows a red 20-sided die, with the text "ONE CRITICAL BOI." Above both panels, it reads "WHO WOULD WIN?"

DIANEE

The image is a screenshot of a Google search result for "Bearded dragon memes". The main image on the search result shows a bearded dragon with its mouth open, along with the text "Last thing the last cricket sees:". Below are several other smaller images including one that says, "Spike when no crickets," another says "Guess I'll die" and one with the quote "Sand is terrible substrate".

Heroin Monkey

A person is engulfed in flames while another person aims a flamethrower in a forest. The text overlay reads, "I would literally die if a boy did this to me."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a door handle with a string tied to it. The other end of the string is attached to a hand grenade.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Those vids be like abt safety:

An image depicts a cartoon green pickle with a scared face and a life buoy with an angry face. The pickle says, "Don't be stupid!". The life buoy says, "Get my body maker!".

Wade

This explains a lot

An image of a cartoon rabbit with a broken ear and a dark face standing in front of a blurred fire with the text “BREAKING NEWS” and “MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE”.

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