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Anonymous
4 months ago

How it feels dealing with women...

A child is about to kiss a cactus.
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  • Why should you care
    8 months ago

    I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years

    The image is divided into two sections. The left side shows a picture of Gollum holding an Amazon box with the text "What my neighbors see as I emerge from my house once a week to get a delivery." The right side shows a picture of Thanos with the text "me pondering cyber monday deals over thanksgiving leftovers."
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first three panels, a man in a white lab coat points at a teal platypus and says "Platypus" in a speech bubble. In the fourth panel, the man looks at the platypus who is wearing a fedora. The speech bubble says "Perry the Platypus".
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A character from the video game Team Fortress 2 is on the phone saying, "The deal was 150k and immunity, Joe. Did you not take your pills again?"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A banner with a man flying over two footlong sandwiches. Text says, "FLY ON IN FOR SUBTEMBER 11TH!" and "YOU WILL 'NEVER FORGET' THIS DEAL". Below that is the Subway logo, the text "eat fresh.", and "2 FOOTLONG SUBS $9-11".
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  • Alastor
    1 year ago
    The image shows a character with red hair, black horns, and sharp teeth, who is superimposed over a person in a suit. Above the character are the words "TRADE OFFER" and below are two sections labeled, "i receive: Not important" and "you receive: Anything you want".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a poster titled "Bad Habits" depicting a boy engaging in various undesirable behaviors. The poster is divided into twelve panels, each illustrating a different bad habit such as disrespecting parents, not doing homework, smoking, dacoity, dealing heroin, unprotected sex with prostitutes, insider trading, arms trading, stem cell research, war crimes, running an illegal abortion clinic, and not washing hands before meals. Each panel includes a small illustration of the boy with a label for the bad habit, both in English and Hindi. The bad habits portrayed escalate from minor misbehavior to serious illegal activities.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a poster with a character from the game Fortnite saying "Taking a hit in the restroom will deal 200 damage to your lungs. Do you want the victory royale? Don't vape, simple!" The poster also states, "It's not CUUL to JUUL in SCHUUL!". Below this image is a screenshot of Steve Buscemi wearing a red hat and a shirt that says "Music Band", saying, "How do you do, fellow kids?"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A blue silhouette of a person hanging on gymnastic rings is visible on the white wall of a gym. The text above says: "I made a deal with the devil. He took my legs, but I still think it was worth it."
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  • Chexers
    1 year ago
    A photo of a man with a bald head wearing a red and black striped sweater and black pants sitting on a subway train with a pensive expression on his face. The text above the image reads: "freddy after entering my dreams and seeing stuff he wasn't mentally equipped to deal with". There is also the user "prettycooltim" written in the lower left corner of the image.
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  • Wade
    1 year ago

    I guess it’s a big deal

    The image shows a comparison of two different versions of the video game character Mario from behind. The left version of Mario is slightly larger than the right one. Above them is written: "Aw hell no! Nintendo nerfed Marios damage on goombas!"
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    Atx_cvpi_99
    1 year ago

    9/11 sale

    A tweet by The Onion reads: "New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11." It shows an image of a man flying towards two Subway sandwiches. Text reads: "Fly on in for Subtember 11th! You will 'never forget' this deal." and "$9.11". The Subway logo is in the bottom corner.
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  • killer of bears 101
    2 years ago

    my mom be like

    A person covered in mud is crawling through a muddy field. The text above reads: "Accountants entering 2022's busy season, still dealing with the last two seasons." The text "@dylan.does.your.taxes" is shown in the bottom right corner.
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  • LoserIsPro
    2 years ago

    Funny Test Answers #3

    A worksheet titled "FILL in THE SOLUTIONS" with instructions to read each problem and come up with a solution. Under "PROBLEMS", it says "You fell on the playground and scratched your knee". The box to its right under the SOLUTIONS heading says "get up and deal with it."
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    The image shows a text message conversation. The first message says, "We had a deal, Logan, if you sent me Gary pictures, no waffles." The second message below says, "I FORGOT". Above the messages is the text "I need new friends."
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  • Chri5
    2 years ago

    Hm, free food

    The image shows a Chinese restaurant sign that offers discounts for bringing a girlfriend or wife and a free meal for bringing both. Below, there's an image of Wario looking upset with the text "I've won...but at what cost?"
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  • Inessa :)
    2 years ago

    My recent tabs

    The image shows three browser tabs: one says "should I ask my crush out", the second says "Wheel of Names", and the third one says "how to deal with rejection".
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  • Cahyani Ambara
    2 years ago

    Always trust strangers

    A four-panel comic strip shows a man walking along a brick wall. In the next panel, the man encounters a shady figure in a trench coat with a television screen for a head, labelled "INTERNET", who asks, "What've you got for me?". The shady figure opens their trench coat to reveal three images. One shows two figures hugging. Another shows two figures with one saying "I love you". The third shows the figures running with another one waving. In the last panel, the man is smiling slyly and saying, "I'll take all of it."
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    Ah yes Google vs Bing

    The image is a comparison between Google and Bing search results when searching for suicide-related topics. Google shows an image of a smiling man, whereas Bing shows an image with the text "kill yourself". Below, Amazon recommends buying a ladder and a rope as frequently bought together.
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