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PurplePanda

Did yall know this?

The image states that it's a fact of American history that three Founding Father Presidents: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe, died on July 4, the Independence Day anniversary.

Wade

It’s finally happening…

A picture of a Chuck E. Cheese sign with a news headline saying, "5 children have gone missing inside a Chuck E. Cheese. Parents report smells coming..."

Toast ツ

A cartoon image of two people having a conversation. The first person is a light-skinned person with green hair who is talking. A speech bubble above them reads, "So did you hear what he did last week?". The second person is a dark-skinned person with their hair in a bun. Above them is a speech bubble with the single word "She.". Under the first speech bubble is another with the text, "Right. Anyway, she raped a minor and gave him aids."

Toast ツ

When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it

A screenshot of the time.is website, showing the current time as 09:45:00.134. The time is displayed in a large font. Text in greek says "You have exactly the correct time!" Also listed are time zones for Los Angeles, New York, London, Paris, Moscow, Beijing, and Tokyo.

LoserIsPro

A photo of an old woman sitting in a chair. The text in the image says: "Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" followed by: "Yes, it's February 14th."

blach66

A text box with the title "Beat A Furry Day" and the text "Beat A Furry Day is a day on the 27th November in which you can beat any furry and they CAN NOT fight back" on a blurred background that appears to be from a video game.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of comments on the website Pornhub. The first comment by user Jj75312 says "1 like = 1 day without fapping" and has 4597 likes. The next comment by MmmYeah98 says "Imao" and has 1 like. The last comment by QWBXEU says "12 years bruh" and has 20 likes.

Heroin Monkey

Adolf kitler

awww

A cat is looking forward, holding a leaf in its mouth. Text on the image reads: She was constantly staying near the fish market and watching people come to buy fish. She took a leaf that fell from the tree and came to the owner. On the first day, surprised, he took her "money" and gave her a fish. From that day on, every morning she comes with a leaf to "buy" fish.

timmyy

Happens any time I'm sick or would be lyingg in bed all day for any reason

A spotted dog is nestled in a bed, looking very comfortable.

✨Jassy✨

Me every day

A picture of the Kermit the Frog puppet sitting on white sheets. The text overlay says "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8.05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Heroin Monkey

Definitely do not soak a bag of flour
in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or
two. And then, by no means, do NOT
inserty a firecracker into the diesel
flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is
super duper dangerous.

🩷 Savanna💯

the little kids these Days

Two cartoon characters with wide eyes and surprised facial expressions. They appear to be running with one character piggybacking on the other. The background is black and has a few floating snowflakes above the character's heads.

King bob

The image shows a meme with Willy Wonka in the center. He has a sly smile on his face. The text says "When you realize there's only 2 days left of school."

ur momy

that one basic white bitch in school

The image shows a young, blonde woman wearing a yellow sweater, jean shorts, and pink sandals. She is holding a large, colorful drink with a straw. She stands outside on a stone path, with grass and small trees and bushes behind her. The text above the picture reads: "There's 50 of these basic white girls at school. Visual example below. And the other day I heard one of them say to another: 'Oh My GoSh, Ya, YoU do lOOk mExIcAn' keep in mind they are the most basic, white, blonde, girls you have ever seen. I almost started laughing."

Cupツ

him again i got him yesterday

A close-up photo shows a black cat with green eyes being petted by a person with a ring on their finger.

big [fire] balls

A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from Pornhub displaying a post. The post asks, "If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?" A reply below states, "It's only a graveyard smash if she's had an abortion."

trixiedixie🥰

An image of a Hello Kitty figurine with red eyes and a blood-splattered knife. The text overlay reads: "In the day, she likes Hello Kitty. At night she drops the 'O'."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows an iPhone X with a price of $999.99, an AK-47 with a price of $600 on the Afghan black market, a furry convention ticket for $36.87, 20 magazines with 800 rounds for $300, and a van rental for $40. The text at the bottom says "Fun day out = $976.87".

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