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Masturbation

1 month ago
A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.
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  • Spending

    4 months ago
    A screenshot of a Google search result titled "Daily Spending For 70 Years." It calculates that spending $332 billion in 70 years requires spending approximately $12,994,129.16 per day. The search bar contains the query "vibrating buttplug for men."
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  • Reality

    5 months ago
    The image shows a two-panel drawing comparing a person's plan versus reality when it comes to owning a car. The top panel, labeled "Your plan," shows a person on a bicycle moving smoothly on a straight line towards a red convertible car. The bottom panel, labeled "Reality," shows a line graph depicting different expenses and problems related to car ownership, including rust, engine problems, car parts, gas prices, the need for a new daily driver, and insurance prices.
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  • Animal

    7 months ago
    An image of a cephalopod clinging to a pipe, with the text "Cephalopods Daily. This might be the most confident I've seen anyone." below.
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  • Budget

    7 months ago

    Life's stupid

    A man is looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above him reads: "When you accidentally set a lifetime budget as the daily budget on a campaign."
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  • Tweet

    8 months ago
    A list of 14 mock news headlines about Trump dancing, satirizing different media outlets. The meme is titled "The Trump Dance as covered by 14 different news outlets". The news sources include Fox News, HuffPost, CNN, OAN, Salon, Snopes, Vox, Daily Wire, Teen Vogue, Infowars, Vice, The View, Not the Bee, and a logo that looks like a bee.
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  • Schedule

    9 months ago

    Rate my daily schedule

    The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."
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  • Attention

    9 months ago
    The image shows a newspaper with the masthead "Daily Planet" and the headline "Lex Luthor Buys Daily Planet", followed by the text "Demands he be given more attention". The photo in the middle of the newspaper is of Elon Musk.
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  • Rent

    1 year ago
    A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."
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  • Man

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Daily Mail article. The headline reads: "Young man forced to post a photo of his passport on Facebook to prove his real name is 'Phuc Dat Bich'... after his account is banned THREE times". There is a smaller picture of the young man, and a passport image with the name "Phuc Dat Bich", and the dates 03 JAN 1992, 17 SEP 2013, and 17 SEP 2023. The passport is from Australia.
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  • Hydration

    1 year ago

    daily reminder

    Three cartoon frogs are shown in a row. The first frog looks sad. The second frog is drinking from a water bottle. The third frog is giving a thumbs up. Below the frogs, the text says: "Don't forget to drink water so you can stay HYDRATED while you SUFFER."
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  • Meme

    2 years ago

    memes

    The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows Drake with a disgusted look, holding his hand up as if to block something. The top right panel has the text "daily motivation." The bottom left panel shows Drake smiling and pointing, as if agreeing. The bottom right panel has the text "daily meme".
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