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Woman

Willy b · 19 days ago

A meme featuring a mugshot of a woman with crossed eyes and a large smile. Text above the image describes a Florida woman attacking her boyfriend for a lack of eye contact, ending with the pun that she was charged with a "misdeweiener".

Greeting

Willy b · 1 month ago

A black and white vintage-style illustration of a hand holding a dip pen is centered on a white background. Above it, text reads "Common Letter Greetings From 1889". Below it, there is a numbered list of three hostile greetings: 1. "Dearest My-Soon-to-Be-Enemy", 2. "Salutations, and I hope you enjoy contact poison", and 3. "I hope this letter finds you in a ditch".

Family

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a computer screen showing a severe moderation notice from an online platform. The title reads "Family Execution on 7/30". The text below states, "Our content monitors have determined that your behavior is a violation of our Terms of Use. Reviewed: 5/28/2020 12:03:19 AM (CT). Moderator Note: A Hitman Will be Sent to Your House. Reason: Inappropriate. Offensive Item: yo waffles are kinda fire ngl. Your Family Will Die. If you wish to appeal, please contact us via the Support." A "Logout" button is visible at the bottom right.

Lion

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up of a lion's face with text that says "The lion orders DoorDash then contacts support and claims it never arrived."

Celebrity

RealBoat · 1 year ago

No shit lmao

A photo shows Diddy in white clothes with his arms raised, surrounded by other people and paparazzi at an event. Text in the lower part says, "Celebrities who partied with Diddy may want to contact their lawyers".

Script

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

WhatsApp

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾 · 1 year ago

Eye

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person asks the other to close their eyes and then asks what they see. The other person does not respond.

Toothpaste

R3Y · 2 years ago

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

Eye Contact

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

The image shows three dogs sitting on a couch. One dog on the left is facing away from the viewer, the dog in the middle is looking to the side, and the dog on the right is looking directly at the middle dog. The text says: "Me trying to avoid eye contact with the crack head at the gas station."

Year

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Grape

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A black and brown dachshund dog with bulging blue eyes and swollen cheeks looks directly at the camera. The text at the top of the image reads: "When you eat a grape at the grocery store and make eye contact with an employee."

Sigma

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Account

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a thermostat displaying an error message that reads "Account Terminated. Your behaviour has violated the OJ Family Code of Conduct. Reason: Leaking United States classified documents. This thermostat has been locked." The time on the screen is "Fri 1:30 PM" and the temperature is "-964°C". The text "they done banned me from the thermostat" is overlayed at the bottom.

Eye Contact

H3LL0_K1TTY · 2 years ago

Three dogs are sitting on a couch. The dog on the right with yellow boots seems to be avoiding the eye contact with the other two dogs. Text on the image reads: "Me trying to avoid eye contact with the crack head at the gas station."

Car

Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

Extended warranty-

A close up image of a cat looking directly at the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat is the text "Hello sir, We've been trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty-". Below the cat image is the text "made with mematic".

Dog

R3Y · 2 years ago

help pls find my dawg

A flyer with the text "I lost my bitchass dog again. He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señor Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or booteyeater6969@gmail.com. Reward: $5ish maybe." Below the text is a picture of a small dog with a brown wig.

Name

Frog · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation where the contact is named "Not My Drug Dealer" and the first message says "Don't save my name as anything sketchy" followed by "Okay man I gotchu.". Below is an image from a video game showing "SNEAK 100"

Eye Contact

zeroeightnine · 2 years ago

Only in London underground lol

A sign with a red background reads "No eye contact. Penalty £200." There is also a red circle with a line through it.

Illusion

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

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