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69 views · Willy b · 5 days ago

A two-panel image shows a sign for "Vixens Gentlemens Club". In the first panel, the sign reads: "WE FIRED THE UGLY ONE. COME ON IN." In the second panel, a man is adjusting the sign, which now reads: "FACEBOOK GOT MAD. HAD TO REHIRE UGLY GIRL."

Alien

111 views · Willy b · 1 month ago

A Martian from the movie Mars Attacks! is shown in the center, wearing a red and gold regal robe. In the background, other Martians are visible. The main Martian has a large, exposed, pulsating brain and bulging red eyes. The text overlaid on the image reads "WE COME IN PEACE TO OPEN A DAYCARE".

Irony

114 views · Willy b · 1 month ago

A satirical cartoon showing a group of Aztecs performing a human sacrifice on a stone altar. The priest is holding up a bloody heart. On the right, Spanish conquistadors and a priest with a cross are arriving. A speech bubble from the Aztec priest says, "OH, LOOK! HERE COMES THE FAR RIGHT..."

Electronics

85 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

Explain Bear won’t understand because he’s retarded.

A political cartoon by Glenn McCoy showing a street scene in Baltimore. The "BALTIMORE TVs & ELECTRONICS" and "LIQUOR & CIGARS" stores are on fire with broken windows, and looters are running away with an HDTV and beer. The "BELTS & SUSPENDERS" store remains completely untouched and open for business, suggesting the looters have no interest in belts.

9/11 jokes

206 views · Anonymuous · 4 months ago

Here Comes the airplane

A composite image showing the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center. The face of a baby is superimposed on the side of the left tower. A hand holds a spoon, aiming it towards the baby's open mouth.

Santa

144 views · NikTheBest · 5 months ago

A man resembling Santa Claus, with a white beard and hair, is sitting on a subway or train seat. He is wearing a red tracksuit with white stripes and an emblem resembling the Soviet hammer and sickle on the shoulder. He is holding a red shopping bag. White capital text overlays the image, reading: "SOVIET SANTA COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKES YOUR GIFTS."

Diet

47 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A tweet from user @papiko_114514 on a dark background. The tweet reads: "It's unfair how easy it is for men to diet 😡😡. Masturbate ↓ About 2g of semen come out ↓ Masturbate 500 times per day ↓ Lose 1kg. Wouldn't you lose 10kg if you'd continue this for 10 days??? 😡😡". Below the tweet, it says "3:55 PM · 2019/02/13 · Twitter for iPhone".

Man

131 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a video platform resembling YouTube, featuring a video titled "Twink Starts Liking Men After Receiving Heart Transplant From Gay Man". The video is from "DisruptiveFilms" and includes tags like "threesome", "deepthroat", "pounding", "twink", "bareback", "anal", and "tattoos", along with the name "Jared Kent". The video thumbnail shows two shirtless men. Below the video, a comment from user "bkusa" reads: "Nice refreshing story line, actors didn't look like porn stars which was a plus but you made a huge mistake. coming from someone who has had open heart surgery the young man who received the organ shows no incision for the rib cage to be cut down the sternum then spread open so the transplant could happen. Serious make up is missing on this and is the only thing I can think of that would stop a 5 star rating in my opinion."

Party

16 views · JaBe mistr 😃 · 9 months ago

A close-up photo of an older man with white hair and a beard, known as Hide the Pain Harold, holding a white phone receiver to his ear. He has a forced, slightly pained smile. The text "FRIDAY PARTY?" is at the top, and "YES, SURE, I WILL COME" is at the bottom.

Foreskin

39 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

T-shirt

66 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A person is seen from behind at an airport security checkpoint, likely going through a scanner. They are wearing a black T-shirt with the word "OSAMA" in red letters at the top. Below that is a cartoonish image of Osama bin Laden wearing a turban and a yellow shirt, standing behind DJ turntables. Below the image, the text "SPIN LA" is visible in red. A TSA officer in uniform is visible in the foreground, facing away, interacting with the traveler. A Snapchat caption at the bottom reads: "My man is not coming onboard with ts on 💀".

Summer

23 views · Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 11 months ago

A meme featuring text at the top and bottom of an image of actor Mark Wahlberg looking confused. The top text reads "News: Deadly heatwave is coming. Texans:". The bottom text reads "YOU MEAN SUMMER?".

Exam

108 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A handwritten note on lined paper shows the biological classification ranks: Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species, written below a sentence with arrows pointing up from each rank to a corresponding word. The sentence reads: Dear Kevin, Please Come Over For Gay Sex. Above the note, text from a tweet says 'Gonna ace this exam'.

Hair

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A man with a beard stands in front of ruins. The image has the text "When you got so much $$$ hair your diarrhea comes out as a filtered drinking water."

Gamer

37 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"

Name

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A tweet by Mike Beauvais that says, "In retrospect, maybe we should have seen this coming." Below it is a suggested name for JD Vance: "Justkilled Dapope Vance."

Leader

16 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a social media exchange under the question "US recession in 2025?" One user accuses Trump of being a traitor, another asks why they haven't made any bets. The user replies that they are from North Korea where gambling is forbidden. Another user then says that because of that user's comment about their "supreme leader", the user will be executed.

Dad

243 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An anonymous 4chan post from January 13, 2021, at 09:59:24 with the number 844740211. The post consists of a green text story:
"masturbating in bedroom", "about to cum", "dad comes running in naked screaming", "and here comes dad from left field!!", "he does a running jump", "lands asshole first on my dick", "penetration.png", "cum", "mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy". The post ends with "EVERY FUCKING TIME". To the left of the text is a drawing of Wojak pointing a gun at his head.

Button

13 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

ima press it

A meme featuring a hand about to press a red button. The text reads: "WILL YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? Michael Jackson comes back to life but The Weekend dies I WILL NOT"

Slang

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

bro didnt even get the words right

An image shows Explain Bear explaining the meaning of "icl ts pmo". It means:
ICL: I am dead
TS: That sucks
PMO: Put me on.

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