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Equation

3 views · sonicjokesmemesandposts · 1 year ago

if i had 8 good women what does that mean

A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'

Girl

1 view · RapBoat · 1 year ago

A meme shows a tweet stating "According to Kanye, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches & according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, this means that one good girl is worth $8.33" followed by a table calculating the value of one good girl. The table shows: 1 good girl = 1000 bitches; 12 bitches = $0.10; 1 bitch = $0.0083; 1 good girl = 1000 bitches x $0.0083 1/bitches; 1 good girl = $8.33.

Accident

33 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

Lego

30 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a grid of eight panels, each with a close-up of the character Kuzco from the movie "The Emperor's New Groove." In each panel, Kuzco is smiling smugly and the text overlay says "Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.". Above the image the text "Building LEGO be like" is displayed.

Bee

2 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

Two people outside. A person is covered in bees, sitting on a bucket. The other person, dressed in beekeeper gear, is kneeling next to him, holding out a hand.

Time

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a two-panel meme featuring a pink pig character with a friendly expression in the top panel, saying, "hey folks Viewer Mail Time Again!" In the bottom panel, the same pig is holding a package. Text overlaid on the image reads, "This one comes from Theodore J. Kaczynski."

Peace

11 views · scooter103u · 1 year ago

Who can be my peace

Bee

19 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Assassination

28 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

Epstein

59 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo of Jeffrey Epstein with text describing his alleged experiences in prison. The text says 'be epstein. chilling in cell. clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil. they leave. that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. the sprinkler turns on. shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling.'

Biden

44 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Savage

23 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 1 year ago

A two-part meme. The first part shows a text message exchange where one person invites the other to a pool party and then says it was a joke. The second person replies with a whale joke. The second part shows Willem Dafoe smirking with the caption "You know, I'm something of a savage myself."

Walmart

21 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message says, "Come on, I wasn't THAT drunk was I?" The other says, "Dude, in WalMart when the intercom thing came on you dropped to your knees and screamed, 'THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!'" The first person then replies, "...Awesome"

Birthday

3 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

gtfo

A young child looks worried in a meme. The text reads, "When you're at a restaurant on your birthday and see the waiters coming towards you clapping."

Nut

30 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A list of phrases that are bad to say after ejaculating. The list includes, "Whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo", "It's slime time", "Have some brogurt", "A shot of goo from me to you", "Gonna splurt the 'gurt".

Trick

1 view · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A four-panel comic with crudely drawn countryballs representing Poland and Russia. In the first panel, Poland is outside a door, calling, "Russia, be come here." In the second panel, Russia peeks out from behind the door and asks, "What is want, Polan?" In the third panel, Poland says, "Russia am trick!" and Russia yells "BLYAT!!!" while turning red and expanding. In the final panel, a Soviet Union countryball emerges from behind the door, laughing, "XaXaXa!!! Polan cannot into the trick Rossiya. OH KURWA!"

Comment

92 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a comment on Pornhub. The comment reads: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your father and I are heartbroken."

Backpack

RapBoat · 1 year ago

Screenshot of a comment that reads: "Cole wanted a friendly fade. A slap box between homies. Kendrick showed him what's in his backpack and said "don't come to school tomorrow."

Song

24 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

Thanos

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A split image. The top half shows a woman on TV saying, "And then, he grabbed me by the neck." The bottom half shows Thanos with a shocked expression and the caption "Impossible."

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