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Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Santa

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a comment thread. The first comment, from user 'Messisdaddy', states "Those moans be faker than Santa". The second comment below, from 'bobbobve', asks "Wait Santa fake?"

Ps5

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A wrapped present in the shape of a rifle, leaning against a wall next to a Christmas tree. The text overlay reads: "I hope its a PS5".

Mom

Anonymous · 2 years ago

An Elf on the Shelf doll lies next to the message "UR MOM IS HOT," which is written with Cheerios.

Santa

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with a beard is looking at a holographic display. The text above him reads: "Santa making sure poor kids get proportionately cheaper presents."

Moral

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a tumblr post discussing the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The first comment states, "The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you're useful." The second comment says, "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss." The third comment argues, "Rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. The moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable."

Brother

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, Santa asks a young boy named Tommy what he wants for Christmas. Tommy replies that he wants a little brother. The second panel shows Santa with a woman. The tone is sexually suggestive.

Product

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A product called TOYPEDO, an underwater torpedo, is packaged in a blister pack. There is also an image of a boy holding a similar toy. The text says "TOYPEDO, UNDERWATER TORPEDO - TORPILLE SOUS-MARINE". There is text that indicates the toy goes up to 30 feet and is 915 cm.

Wish

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

This took a long time to make

A four-panel comic depicts a conversation. In the first panel, Meme Man, dressed in Santa garb, says "FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON!" In the second panel, another meme face replies "BE REALISTIC". In the third panel, Meme Man states, "I WANT 1K FOLLOWERS ON WJE". In the fourth panel, Meme Man asks, "WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON" to a cat with a red nose. The cat responds "YE".

Cat

Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

It's Christmas!

A grumpy-looking cat wearing a Santa hat with the text 'It's Christmas' above the cat and the text 'Yippee' below.

Time

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yes do not forget

Two images showing a toy frog with a missile attached to its back hanging from a red ribbon, like a Christmas ornament. The text on the image says: "it's that time of the year again, don't forget to hang your missile toads"

Time

Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

It's that time is year again!

An inflatable Santa Claus figure stands in a yard in front of a house decorated with Christmas lights. The text on the image reads, "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING."

Parent

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

The text reads: "Did anyone else's parents used to drive them around neighborhoods to look at people's Christmas lights and it used to be the most exciting thing ever??"

Holiday

Anime Boy · 2 years ago

A comic strip shows a group of people in a meeting. In the first panel, one person asks what to do now that it's November. In the second panel, two people suggest celebrating Christmas, while another suggests celebrating Thanksgiving. In the third panel, the man who suggested Thanksgiving is thrown out of a building.

Sock

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

LMAO

The image shows two panels. The first panel has the text "Getting socks for Christmas as a kid" and a drawing of a yellow fish with a displeased expression. The second panel has the text "Getting socks for Christmas as an adult" and a drawing of a red crab with an excited expression.

Present

Cocel 😮💨 · 3 years ago

The image shows three panels. The top left panel is a close-up of a gift wrapped in festive paper. The top right panel shows a cardboard box with a small, rectangular item inside. The bottom panel is a close-up of a cartoon image of two fish, one handing the other a small box. The text reads: "I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box."

Cookie

cocomelon · 3 years ago

A man with sunglasses dramatically sprinkles something, overlaid with the text "HOW I FEEL PUTTING SPRINKLES ON CHRISTMAS COOKIES."

Battery

Anonymous · 3 years ago

*Sniffs kids*

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

Cat

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

ITS CHRISTMAS!!!

A white cat with a wide open mouth, showing its teeth and tongue. The text on the image reads: "OMG WAKE UP!! IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!" and "memegenerator.net".

Christmas Eve

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

It's Christmas Eve

The image shows a three-panel scene. In the first panel, a child says: "TONIGHT IS CHRISTMAS EVE." In the second panel, a man replies with: "YES, AND?" The third panel shows the man consoling the child while sitting on a bench. The text says: "AND TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS."

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