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MEME LORD

The image shows two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon of a furry character with a dark blue head, tan muzzle, and yellow beak. He is depicted with a plump bottom. On the right is a picture of a dark blue 2014 Subaru Outback. A text overlay says: "Sold. 2014 Subaru outback 2.5i Limited Wagon 4D $10,000 Listed a day ago in Waterford, WI"

Why should you care

I know

A baby is standing in front of an open drawer full of diapers. The baby has diapers on its head. The text on the image says: "WHEN YOU CAN'T DECIDE WHAT FONT TO USE"

LoserIsPro

i’d rather pick number 2

A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."

big [fire] balls

An image of a platypus in its natural habitat. Text above the animal reads "They said I could be anything" and text below it reads "so I became everything."

big [fire] balls

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a platypus sits on a grassy hill looking at a blue sky with a yellow sun and birds flying above. The text says, "PLATYPUSES CAN TOTALLY FLY." The second panel shows a closeup of the same platypus who has a sly look on his face and is raising one of his forelimbs. The text says, "THEY JUST CHOOSE NOT TO." There is also a text line saying "(C) ALLIE MANYDEEDS 2016".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image is a screenshot of a website WillYouPressTheButton.com. It shows a red button with a hand pointing at it. There are two texts. One states, "You can use the force". The other says, "Every time you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme plays all the way through." Below, there is a picture of Darth Vader sitting in a chair, shrugging. There is the text "i ain't even mad" below the image.

Heroin Monkey

A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.

Heroin Monkey

A character that looks like Vegeta from Dragonball Z wearing a suit and glasses is reading a book. Above him is the text: "Me looking at bro after choosing him to read page 174 of To Kill a Mockingbird." Behind him, there's a bookshelf with a sign that says "Silence" on it.

help me please im being abused

A drawing in black and white shows enslaved people on a platform while white men gather around them, some dressed in formal attire. The text "PRO-CHOICE" is written in large white letters above the phrase "Against slavery? Don't buy one.".

shizushizu

My princess choice

The image is a four-panel meme. In the top left panel, a person is shown with their hand up, rejecting something with text saying: "oh hell no, ugly, she's a butt". In the top right panel, Princess Peach is shown. In the bottom left panel, the same person is shown with a positive expression and a small image of Mirabel saying: "ahh that's more like it, beautiful. She's Mirabel". In the bottom right panel, Princess Daisy is shown.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

smash or pass

A red and white Dodge Challenger car with a custom splatter paint job and a demon face on the rear.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a person with a hand-drawn, simple face over a photo of a woman on a red carpet. The text above reads: "Hello fellow humans, I am celebrity No. 2932, I believe in everything that is safe and popular with people aged 18-35. You may now praise me on the social media platform of your choice, remember to purchase my newly manufactured album."

Wade

Abe vs The South

A cartoon character with a red cap and an angry expression. Text on top reads, "Abraham Lincoln gets elected. The South:". Bottom text says, "I guess I have no choice but to defend my agricultural assets."

Wade

He always comes back

An image shows a hand holding an Uno card that says "finally die OR draw 25". Next to it, a person with the head of Springtrap (a character from Five Nights at Freddy's) is sitting at a table with a deck of cards and a Sprite can. The person is wearing black sunglasses.

ADHD autist

When you’re picky about the colours.

Two candies, one light blue and the other light green, are lying on a speckled surface.

Pankake

I chooose the fist birrd <3

The image is a four-panel grid. Each panel features a different bird. Top left shows a grey parrot with a yellow face. Top right shows a yellow cockatiel. The bottom left image is a watermelon carved to look like a turtle. The bottom right image is a white bird with a knife in its beak. The text overlay at the top says "Choose your fighter".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a mobile phone interface with a search bar that says 'I love' and three suggestions: 'you', a hammer and sickle symbol, and 'memes'. Above this, the text reads 'Hardest choice ever'.

DAP ME UP

A blue screen displays the text: "You have pressed the button". It shows two numbers: 40233 (46%) in green and 47944 (54%) in red. The text says that 40233 people have pressed the button while 47944 have not. Below this text, there are three lines: "Stop world hunger", "but", and "Cancer will never be cured".

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