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Toilet

The image shows a screenshot from a mobile game or a similar app. The user has to make a choice. On the left side, there is a toilet with a ghost sitting on it. On the right side, behind an open door, the head of Quagmire (from Family Guy) is visible. At the bottom of the screen, there are two choices:
"Ghost toilet."
"Quagmire toilet."

Donkey

Shitpost-master general

In a desert-themed meme, a donkey and a woman are stuck in the sand. The donkey says, "Save me, I can get you out of the desert." The woman says, "Save me, I can be your wife." Below the images are two buttons offering the options to save the donkey or save the woman.

Girlfriend

A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.

Darth Vader

The top part of the image is a screenshot of a website WillYouPressTheButton.com. It shows a red button with a hand pointing at it. There are two texts. One states, "You can use the force". The other says, "Every time you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme plays all the way through." Below, there is a picture of Darth Vader sitting in a chair, shrugging. There is the text "i ain't even mad" below the image.

Meat

A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.

Education

A person stands at a fork in the road. The left path is dark and leads to a factory emitting smoke, labeled "ducation." The right path is bright with greenery and a rainbow, labeled "erectile dysfunction."

Font

I know

A baby is standing in front of an open drawer full of diapers. The baby has diapers on its head. The text on the image says: "WHEN YOU CAN'T DECIDE WHAT FONT TO USE"

Sex

The image shows two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon of a furry character with a dark blue head, tan muzzle, and yellow beak. He is depicted with a plump bottom. On the right is a picture of a dark blue 2014 Subaru Outback. A text overlay says: "Sold. 2014 Subaru outback 2.5i Limited Wagon 4D $10,000 Listed a day ago in Waterford, WI"

God

i’d rather pick number 2

A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".

Number

Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."

Jew

The meme shows two distinct visuals side by side. On the left, there's a hand holding an Uno card that features the text, "Stop killing Jews OR draw 25". To the right of this card, there is a dense, repeating pattern of Uno "Draw 25" cards, with the name "Kanye" superimposed over the pattern.

Girl

A meme showing a man looking stressed with his hands on his head. Above him are three doors labeled "Goth girl", "Mommy", and "Latinas". The text says, "Girls: Boys don't have to make hard choices. Me:".

Celebrity

The image shows a person with a hand-drawn, simple face over a photo of a woman on a red carpet. The text above reads: "Hello fellow humans, I am celebrity No. 2932, I believe in everything that is safe and popular with people aged 18-35. You may now praise me on the social media platform of your choice, remember to purchase my newly manufactured album."

Slavery

A drawing in black and white shows enslaved people on a platform while white men gather around them, some dressed in formal attire. The text "PRO-CHOICE" is written in large white letters above the phrase "Against slavery? Don't buy one.".

Bro

A character that looks like Vegeta from Dragonball Z wearing a suit and glasses is reading a book. Above him is the text: "Me looking at bro after choosing him to read page 174 of To Kill a Mockingbird." Behind him, there's a bookshelf with a sign that says "Silence" on it.

Platypus

An image of a platypus in its natural habitat. Text above the animal reads "They said I could be anything" and text below it reads "so I became everything."

Military

The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.

Platypus

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a platypus sits on a grassy hill looking at a blue sky with a yellow sun and birds flying above. The text says, "PLATYPUSES CAN TOTALLY FLY." The second panel shows a closeup of the same platypus who has a sly look on his face and is raising one of his forelimbs. The text says, "THEY JUST CHOOSE NOT TO." There is also a text line saying "(C) ALLIE MANYDEEDS 2016".

Bitcoin

A meme featuring Walter White with the quote "Given the choice between a table with 100 million dollars or a table with 2 million bitcoins, I'm taking the table. Read that with your eyes closed."

Princess

My princess choice

The image is a four-panel meme. In the top left panel, a person is shown with their hand up, rejecting something with text saying: "oh hell no, ugly, she's a butt". In the top right panel, Princess Peach is shown. In the bottom left panel, the same person is shown with a positive expression and a small image of Mirabel saying: "ahh that's more like it, beautiful. She's Mirabel". In the bottom right panel, Princess Daisy is shown.

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