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Big daddy2.0

Happens every time

The image shows a split-screen meme with two images side-by-side. The left side is labeled "What I thought it would look like" and depicts a man with a stylish, layered blonde hairstyle. The right side is labeled "What it actually looked like" and shows a child with a short, bowl-cut style haircut.

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EVery fat ass

Two overweight children are sitting at a table in a restaurant. The boy on the right is pointing and saying 'I'll have the obesity deluxe, please.' There are fries and a drink on the table.

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BEND YOUR FUCKING KNEE

A picture of Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones with the text 'When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama' above her and the text 'BEND THE KNEE' below her.

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The image shows a distorted and zoomed-in face of the character Mr. Incredible with his tongue sticking out. Above his head the text reads: "When you see a kid you don't like outside of school:".

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A cartoon image of Rick Sanchez, a character with light blue hair, is looking slightly to his right with a slightly smirking expression. He's holding a lollipop in his mouth. The text on top reads "Wanna go touch children?" and at the bottom it says "You son of a bitch, I'm in."

Mac

So true

A photo of a baby with a questioning and slightly suspicious look, accompanied by the text 'YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT SHE'S HIDING BEHIND HER HANDS?'

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all kids

A young boy is crying in an elevator. The text says "When you didn't get to press the elevator button..." The handle @MYKIDICRIED is visible in the right corner of the image.

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How i feel when...

A baby with dirty hands and clothes is standing in front of a car with his arms outstretched. The text says, "How I feel when I fix something."

Doom Slayer

how to kidnap kids

A drawing depicts a child in a blue shirt and a red cap standing on the left side. A skeleton is on the right, leaning forward with a sinister look. A shadow of a person is falling on the ground. Text on top: "2 CASUALLY APPROACH CHILD."

Doom Slayer

i will join the necrons because of this

A soldier wearing a helmet with a winged skull symbol on it has a surprised look on his face. The text above reads, "When you realize all the struggles of humanity, Chaos, Eldar, Orks, and Tau." The text below reads, "are child's play compared to what the Necrons have done and will do again."

Anonymous

I’m so good at this game

A character in a video game is holding a sign that reads: "They need a home (think of the children)." Another sign on a stand to the right reads "$1000 = one orphan inside of my basement".

✨Jassy✨

Like if you know what i'm talking about

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a smiling boy wearing a seatbelt inside a car. The text above him reads: "CHILDREN MUST ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT". The bottom part shows the inside of a school bus with many empty seats. The text below reads: "EXCEPT IF YOU PUT 50 OF THEM IN ONE VEHICLE".

✨Jassy✨

Me at school

A child is making a skeptical face, with the text 'WHEN SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE SITS NEXT TO YOU' above and the question 'are u lost?' next to her head.

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the baby

A close-up photo of a baby with dark skin wearing a white cap and a blue t-shirt that says "Daddy Love."

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me when my mom wakes me up!

A baby with an extremely grumpy facial expression, furrowed brow, and pursed lips is looking directly at the camera.

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POV: That one kid tryna wink

A photo of a woman with one eye squinted and her nose slightly contorted, simulating a failed wink. Her other eye is wide and looking in another direction. She wears a floral top and stands in front of a wooden background.

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How much?

A search bar showing the word "children" followed by "shopping" circled. Below is a picture of Geralt with the text "Hmm."

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The best snack

The image shows a goldfish cracker with a red circle and line in the middle, as if it was shot. The text above says, "SNAP THAT CHILD'S BACK", and the text below the cracker says, "GOLDFISH".

stillwaiting..

The image shows a man with short brown hair and a mustache, wearing a red hoodie, standing in front of a basement staircase. The text on the image reads: "Today I'm going to buy this basement full of children."

Chri5

Explosion in background

A four-panel comic shows a crying man with glasses saying "You need to be more inclusive and tell LGBTQ stories to your children!!" A buff, bearded man replies "OK." In the next panel, the crying man is even more upset. The buff man says to a small boy "Son, this is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah..." An explosion is in the background.

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