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For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”

An image of a knight in full armor with a text overlay that reads "Here we can see two men eager to reclaim the holy land, staring at each other."

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #4

A worksheet with four simple drawings: a taxi, a paper bag, a person, and a can. Underneath the drawings are blank spaces for filling out the names. The answers are: cab, bag, penis, and can.

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #1

A handwritten test paper shows the prompt "Write five words you can spell." The student has written "five," "words," "you," "can," and "spell" on the numbered lines. A teacher has marked all the words correct and added a comment "very clever +2".

King bob

The meme shows Woody from "Toy Story" with a creepy smile, engulfed in flames. Above him are the words: "ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW" and below him: "PEACE FROM THIS EVIL".

Daddy dick

DAM

A close-up of a gray dog with a pink collar looking at the camera. The text above says, "When the customers randomly having a rant you can do nothing about and you just stand there listening like."

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British people r so dumb dang

A close-up of a cartoon character with a wide, toothy grin. Text above the character reads: "WELL AT LEAST WE CAN GO TO BLOODY MATHEMATICS CLASS WITHOUT HAVING A BLOODY SHOOTOUT." Below the image, it says: "we don't have school shootings."

blach66

I think we can all relate

The image shows a comparison of two social media profiles side-by-side. The left side is labeled "ME" and the right is labeled "MY FRIEND". "ME" has 35 followers, whereas "MY FRIEND" has 14.6K followers.

blach66

The image consists of three panels. In the first panel, blue Among Us character asks, "What number is between 12 and 13?" Orange and green characters are visible next to blue character. In the second panel, orange and green character respond with “69”, while red character responds with "PURPLE". In the third panel, we see the blue character with a red character ejected into space saying "IT'S 69, I KNOW NOW. IS 69. 69 69. Forgive me. Blue, can you delete my search history?"

Daddy dick

as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

The image shows a snowy landscape. The text on top reads, "UTAH: SHOULD I WALK TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?" The text at the bottom says, "EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

Daddy dick

Waking up wit a tank top

The image shows two juxtaposed panels. On the left, there is a framed sign that reads: "for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling." Below that, the phrase "I AM ENOUGH" is repeated five times. On the right, a man wearing a tank top is shown, with the text "waking up after sleeping with a tank top on" written over him.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Me always :

The meme shows a text conversation at the top, stating, "Friends: Dude, you need to accept that Disney fired you, and move on with your life." Below, the text continues with, "Jeffery Katzenberg, founding Dreamworks:". An image of a green, test tube-like cartoon character with an angry face and arms comes next. The cartoon character also says, "But do you know how productive anger can make you?"

Anonymous

Look away if you can

The Distracted Boyfriend meme is used. A woman, labeled “Aunt Cass” is shown in the left panel. A man, labeled “The Internet” is looking back at her, while his girlfriend is on the right panel. The meme is a social commentary about the Internet’s fascination with fictional characters.

LoserIsPro

like if u can relate

The image shows a common meme format with a top line of text that says "Wheels on a shopping cart be like". Below that are four panels. The left three panels show a cartoon number nine with sunglasses and a drink. The right panel shows a cartoon number eleven.

King bob

A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."

cocomelon

i can relate

The image shows a split panel. The left panel says "How I think I look" and shows a character from the video game Assassin's Creed. The right panel says "How I actually look" and shows a cute dog with a red hood.

stillwaiting..

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows two penguins looking directly at the viewer with a faded overlay effect, and the text "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom panel shows a child holding a cross and looking startled, with the text "The ghost in my room:", "How the flip can u see mE?!", and "U need God".

stillwaiting..

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message reads: "It's all good sweetheart, you don't have to worry about me." The response asks: "Sweetheart?" Then a message reads: "Is it okay if I call you that?" The answer is: "You can call me anything you like." The final message says: "Okay Optimus Prime."

Chri5

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A screenshot of a Wikipedia page titled "List of school massacres", with a note saying "This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it", below it is a picture of Barry B. Benson, from the movie Bee Movie, making a strange, almost maniacal face.

Cahyani Ambara

In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :

The image shows an angry-looking orange character with band-aids on their head and arm, in front of a sky background.

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