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Adolf Nigler

Trying to pee with boner:

A photo of a man in hunting attire holding a rifle and an image of a toilet placed on the left.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of a skeleton in a suit and hat, smoking and holding playing cards, with the text "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS POKER CHIPS INTO DIVORCE PAPERS" layered on top of the image.

Adolf Nigler

I thought it said holo..

Willy b

Heroin Monkey

A still image from the Muppets. Gonzo, a blue puppet with a large nose and grey hair, is looking at Kermit, a green frog puppet. The text below the image says, "Gonzo uses his psychic powers to crush Kermit's brittle, amphibian body."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white portrait of William Shakespeare is at the center of the image. Above his head is written: "TO THINE WINDOW, TO THINE WALL." Below him is written: "TILL THINE PERSPIRATION DESCENDS DOWNWARD FROM THINE GENITALIA."

MEME LORD

A gray rat wearing a chef's hat and coat is standing with its back to the viewer on a wooden counter. The rat is smiling and has an exaggerated, large backside. The text at the bottom reads "my GYATatouille".

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a cat wearing a hat and smoking a cigarette. The text overlay asks, "If they find oil in my backyard it belongs to government, but if they find bodies in my backyard it belongs to me??" and also says "(Stay with me now)"

Heroin Monkey

A raccoon is lifting a barbell in a home gym. The text on the image says, "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

scooter103u

A meme showing a group of people with their faces photoshopped onto the bodies of The Avengers. The title of the image says "The Offenders" and there is a TikTok handle underneath: @jesusnugget973.

Anonymous

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a Discord message that reads, "Nah but why does your appendix do absolutely nothing and then just try to kill you?"

Anonymous

A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.

Jazzy💕

A meme shows the text "Me: 'Yes, I am still young.' My spine:" above an image of a man looking down and saying, "I said we old today."

Anonymous

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

Anonymous

Damn.....

The image contains text that says: "Her boobs are saggy without a bra." and ur dick is small without an erection. NEXT

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "pussy tighter than an aztec clay face mask."

rapboat

Drake and Kendrick Lamar are pictured standing close together, with an overlaying text that reads: "If they weren't beefin and had to share the same bed would they explore each other's bodies? I say yes."

countryhumans memes

sorry my name is like this but its true

A body pillow with an anime-style girl in a school uniform. The character has dark hair, and is depicted twice.

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