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Corner

1 year ago
A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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  • Autistic

    10 months ago

    Bro: I’m not that autistic. bro

    A person with a wide open mouth and a shocked expression. Text: Bro: I’m not that autistic. bro
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  • Ray

    2 years ago

    Me at school every day

    An image of Barney, the purple dinosaur, looking angry and holding a yellow ball. The text overlay reads: "When you're trying to be a ray of sunshine but people keep testing you".
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  • Dog

    1 year ago
    A dog stares intently at the camera with the text "The skin walker pretending to be my dog watching me douse my meat in peanut butter."
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  • Cat

    2 years ago

    what your cat does when u aren´t home

    A black and white cat is standing on its hind legs, looking like a human.
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  • People

    2 years ago

    Crazy people be like (the circled ones) :

    An outdoor scene with several cartoon characters. Most are in a normal pose. Some are circled and seemingly crazy. Among them is a red gem character laying on the ground. Then a brown paper bag character also lying down. A grey character is hanging to a post. And a small yellow rectangle.
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  • Dog

    2 years ago
    A four-panel comic shows two bald figures and a Doberman. In the first panel, one figure says "I have a bad history with dogs" while the other figure looks on with concern. In the second panel, the first figure is reassuring the other saying "Oh him? He's fine, lovely and kind." The third panel shows the dog saying to the first figure "Go stick a lit match up your ass." The fourth panel shows the first figure crying with the dog and the second figure looking indifferent.
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  • Reaction

    2 years ago

    lol

    The image is a pie chart with three segments. The largest segment, colored red, represents "unlock the door and stand there." A smaller orange segment is labeled "laugh hard," and an even smaller yellow segment is labeled "kill some bitches."
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  • Store

    1 year ago
    Two people in a supermarket aisle. One is looking at an item on the left shelf, while the other is reaching for something on the right. The text above them reads: "Me pretending to need something else at the store until the person moves outta the stuff I actually need."
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  • Weird

    1 year ago
    The image has a black background with white text that reads: "Trust me. As you get to know me I just get weirder."
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  • Mate

    1 year ago
    The image shows a video game inventory screen with different food items. The text at the top reads "When your mate Oatcakes is up to his wacky antics again." Below, there is a section titled "CLASSIC OATCAKES". There are three food items: "MEDLEY BAKING CO. ASSORTED BISCUITS" with the number 4, "SCHMITZ SWEET C" with the number 2, and then "classic oatcakes" with the number 7.
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  • S

    Shitpost

    8 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A deer standing on its hind legs in a forest at night, illuminated by a light source. Text on the image reads: wideopenspaces.
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  • Cat

    9 months ago
    A group of adorable kittens is sitting in a cardboard box. The text says, "CATS - YOU SPEND HUNDREDS ON TOYS AND THEY TAKE THE MOST ENJOYMENT FROM A FREE CARDBOARD BOX."
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  • Rectum

    1 year ago
    A close-up shot of a gas pump nozzle with a caution sticker that reads: "CAUTION: DO NOT INSERT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM." Text at the bottom says, "I have no words..."
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  • Family

    2 years ago

    lol

    The meme depicts a person pretending to be asleep on a couch to be left alone by their family. The image shows a man with eyes closed in the left panel and the same man smiling with open eyes in the right panel. The text says, "when you on the couch pretending to be asleep so your family leaves you alone but one of them says something funny."
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  • Voice

    2 years ago

    fr

    The image shows two side-by-side pictures of the same dog. On the left, the dog is snarling, and the text says, "My voice in real life." On the right, the dog is smiling with the text, "My customer service voice."
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  • Teacher

    7 months ago
    A man with glasses stares into the camera. The text above him says, "How male teachers look at you when you interrupt their flirting with minors to ask a question about the assignment."
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  • Classroom

    2 years ago

    master mind

    The image shows a close-up of a distressed looking cartoon face on the right and a text box on the left with the following text: "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't. Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"
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  • Stuff

    2 years ago

    lol

    The image shows a man with disheveled hair smiling. The text reads "Don't worry about getting older. You're still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower."
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  • Bro

    6 months ago

    Im bro

    A Winnie the Pooh character wearing sunglasses and a black trench coat with the text "How bro feels after announcing that he's taking a shit in the middle of the conversation."
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