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Anonymous · 5 months ago

if you know you know

A meme consisting of two panels. The left panel shows a custom Uno card that says "Stop stealing player items OR draw 25". The right panel is a digital drawing of a character with long black hair, red eyes, and a blue shirt sitting at a table. The character is holding an enormous, fanned-out hand of Uno cards, indicating they chose to draw 25 cards instead of stopping their behavior.

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Locker Room

KillingButterflys · 7 months ago

whoever posted this one ty bc that got a good laugh out

The meme shows a text comparison between 'girls locker room' and 'boys locker room'. The girls' section reads: 'omg, i'm so tired, the test was so hard'. The boys' section shows an image of a person in military camouflage holding a rifle and riding on a yellow cleaning cart. Overlay text on the image says 'ASSAULT VEHICLE ACQUIRED'.

Fish

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A white sign with black text on a dark post. The top of the image has text "Ocean's closed for business". The sign itself has a large bold heading "Please do not fuck the fish" and lists bullet points: "It can make them sick", "They may bite you", "It changes their behaviour", and "There's plenty of squirrels in the forest if you really need a fleshlight". Below the bullet points, it says "Please help protect the fish and keep the marine reserve natural". At the very bottom, it reads "Department of Conservation Te Papa Atawhai". On the left side of the sign, there's a small graphic of a hand holding a fish with a prohibition symbol over it, and text "yeetbob.yeetpants" vertically along the edge.

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Family

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a computer screen showing a severe moderation notice from an online platform. The title reads "Family Execution on 7/30". The text below states, "Our content monitors have determined that your behavior is a violation of our Terms of Use. Reviewed: 5/28/2020 12:03:19 AM (CT). Moderator Note: A Hitman Will be Sent to Your House. Reason: Inappropriate. Offensive Item: yo waffles are kinda fire ngl. Your Family Will Die. If you wish to appeal, please contact us via the Support." A "Logout" button is visible at the bottom right.

Etiquette

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot from a social media platform shows a man with light hair and a serious expression, looking over a white building with many windows, presumably in London. Below the video, a comments section is visible. It shows the location 'London' with '67.1K people added to Favorites' and '6,140 comments'. A user named Kollado asks, 'what's the etiquette of rubbing one out under the table?' The creator, William Hanson, responds, 'You ask this on almost every video. May I suggest you seek professional help??'

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Gay porn

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A yellow emoji face with wide, slightly anxious eyes, a wide open mouth, and eyebrows raised in mild confusion. Next to the face, a yellow hand is shown making a gesture where the index and middle fingers are crossed, with curved lines indicating motion. Text below the image reads 'watching gay porn in public but doing this the entire time so people know I'm straight.'. There is a Shutterstock watermark.

Masturbation

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

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Goon

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a comment section. At the top, white text reads 'bro just goon 😭🙏' with a crying face and prayer hands emoji. Below this is a YouTube comment from user 'byran80085' asking 'Can you put some Subway Surfers gameplay on the bottom of the video?'. The comment has 23 likes.

Peanut Butter

YumMan · 1 year ago

Peanut Butter

A two-panel comic shows a woman with dog ears and a tail. In the first panel, she is asked why she is taking her pants off. In the second panel, she exclaims, "Oooo! Peanut butter!!"

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Carpet

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man looking upset is pictured above a comment that reads: "I have your face on a carpet and I like to strip naked and cover myself in honey and roll around on the carpet until I pee (love your bellybutton)." Text over the man reads: "Bro leave this man alone."

Monkey

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

In the top panel, the text "4 other monkeys: Jumping recklessly on the bed is pretty fun, we should do this more often. The 5th monkey:" is written. The bottom panel shows a still from a movie, depicting a woman with a terrified expression.

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Shower

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES · 1 year ago

iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole

The image displays a quote in a text box that reads: "An ass-hole might get cleaned, but it never changes, even if it's washed with golden shower."

Teacher

YumMan · 1 year ago

My Teacher When I Yell Out chicken Jockey In The Middle Of Class

An image of a stern-looking man with the text: "My Teacher When I Yell Out 'chicken Jockey' In The Middle Of Class."

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Look

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A meme with a still from the TV show "Dexter". The text says: "When someone you don't fw starts yapping so you gotta look at them like this."

Style

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

Spongebob meme with the text: "She looked back during doggy style so I waved at her."

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Cinema worker

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. The text overlay reads, "How the cinema worker looks when I yell 'Chicken Jockey' as I ram a chicken up my ass."

Worker

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A close-up of a man with curly hair looking disappointed. The image text reads: "How the minimum wage cinema worker looks at me after I shout 'water bucket, release' then proceed to bust a 🥜 into my popcorn."

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Life

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

Dolphins swimming in a blue sea under a rainbow. The image contains the text: "How life feels after you stop arguing and just say 'stfu or I'll knock you tf out.'"

Arrest

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A three-panel comic shows a police officer telling a man he is under arrest, with the man happily saying "Hooray!"

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Bathroom

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man with reflective sunglasses is looking up at text that says, "Remember 'sperm wars' in the bathroom after lunch in middle school? We would go back to class sticky af lol we was wildin."

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