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Bedroom

71 views · Willy b · 8 days ago

A screenshot of a social media post by Sawyer Smith. The text says he thought he was being stealthy bringing a girl home, but found an item outside his door in the morning. Below the text is a photo of a hand holding a blue and yellow can of WD-40. A yellow sticky note is stuck to the can with handwritten text that says, "FOR YOUR BED FRAME" followed by a heart and the word "DAD".

Semen

59 views · Shitpost master-general · 2 months ago

A screenshot of two 4chan posts. The top post features a greentext story and a picture of the anime character Cirno. The text claims the author used their own semen as a skincare product overnight and it cured their acne. The bottom post features a picture of Konata Izumi and a reply stating the user is going to try it, hoping it isn't a prank.

YouTube Video

349 views · Gummy gummy gummy bear · 2 months ago

💀

A meme showing a text dialog where a mother says 'you can watch one more YouTube video before bed.' Underneath is a screenshot of a YouTube video featuring Woody from Toy Story. The title of the video is an absurdly long, nested list of conditions involving Ice Age, Toy Story, YouTube, The Simpsons, Bee Movie, and SpongeBob. The progress bar shows a timestamp composed of an impossible, extremely long string of numbers.

Cuddle

198 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

Mmmmmm femboys…

A meme using a Renaissance-style painting of God, who is shown with a white beard and flowing robes, speaking in a thought bubble. The bubble contains the text: 'Let there be Boys Cuddling in bed.' Below the image of God, there are three separate anime-style illustrations depicting two male characters cuddling affectionately in a bed. A second, partially visible speech bubble shows a reaction: 'Awesome! Thank'.

Garden

71 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A diagram illustrating wireless internet signal strength within and around a house. The house layout shows a 'Router' in the center, and rooms labeled 'Bed', 'Desk', and 'Xbox'. A color-coded legend indicates 'Crap' (red), 'Poor' (yellow), and 'Great' (green) signal strength. The 'Bed', 'Desk', and 'Xbox' areas show red (crap) signal. The area immediately around the 'Router' shows yellow (poor) signal. 'The middle of your garden' and 'Out on the street' show green (great) signal. Below the house diagram, 'Your neighbor's house' is depicted entirely in green, indicating great signal strength.

Sleep

32 views · LethalCupcake2 · 6 months ago

This is so relatable tho.

A bed with two pillows is completely covered in shiny aluminum foil. The text "Slept so good had to save it for later" is overlaid in white.

Lyric

43 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.

Monkey

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

In the top panel, the text "4 other monkeys: Jumping recklessly on the bed is pretty fun, we should do this more often. The 5th monkey:" is written. The bottom panel shows a still from a movie, depicting a woman with a terrified expression.

Magic

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo of a bed with two pillows with the face of young Sheldon Cooper. In front of it is a picture of young Sheldon raising a finger. The text says: "This is where the magic happens. #bazinga"

Goodnight

32 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A screen capture of an online post with Spongebob looking sad in the background and the text: "It's always 'goodnight' but never 'do you want a titty pic before I go to bed?'"

Gun

23 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A man stands in front of two American flags holding a red toy gun. He is wearing a black shirt that says "I (heart) Haunted Mound". The photo is cropped to show a red circle highlighting a Spongebob Squarepants plushie sitting on a bed.

Nightmare

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A seal with human-like eyes is positioned under a rainbow, with the words "I hope you have a nightmare and shit the bed." written below it.

Animal

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A cat sleeps in a bed with the text "the grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping."

Nightmare

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a seal with a rainbow in the background and the text "I hope you have a nightmare and shit the bed."

Spider

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An illustration shows a bed divided into two sides. One side is labeled "MY SIDE" and appears clean and organized, while the other side contains items like "spiders", "unknown stains", "medication", "xbox controller", "two loaded handguns", and an "empty pringles can".

Toddler

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A tweet that reads: "My friend's toddler babbled 'don't forget to subscribe' as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means 'goodbye'", superimposed on an image of a man's face.

Cat

4 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A black cat sits on the chest of a skeleton lying in a bed. The text on the image says, "When you're dead, but your cat is still bothering you for food:".

Breakfast

2 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat wrapped in a blanket looking grumpy with the text 'MORNING! WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?'

Picture

12 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A couple is lying in bed. The text on top reads: "Her: He's probably thinking about other women..." Underneath is written "Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed."

Mom

12 views · Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

The image shows Anakin Skywalker looking annoyed with the text "When your Mom & Dad tell you to stop jumping on your bed but you hear their bed squeaking at 2am. It's not fair!"

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