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Heroin Monkey

A screen capture of a Youtube video ad featuring Vsauce. The ad, sponsored by GoDaddy, is titled "cock and ball torture demonstration". The video has 64,000 views and was posted 55 minutes ago. The Youtube user Vsauce is subscribed to the channel.

Heroin Monkey

A sign attached to a brick wall reads: "Any persons (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed."

Heroin Monkey

A bearded man is writing in a notebook. Above him is text that says, "SCP writers writing an entry about a parking meter that causes the balls of everyone in a 200 meter radius to explode."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The Grim Reaper sitting in a dark place. Text: When a dog lick its own balls in public it's "funny," but when I...

Adolf kitler

if you dislike comment or no balls

Three cats are sitting in cardboard boxes on a road. Text above them says, "The cat traps are working."

Adolf Nigler

When you're balls are blue, but you Klux Klan's Ku...

Heroin Monkey

The text reads: Calling it now. The Minecraft movie is gonna have a scene where Jack Black gets hit in the balls or something and says "Ack! My cubes!" because he has cubes for balls and the joke is that his balls are cubes.

Heroin Monkey

A person is shown in the dark. Text says "Me reconstructing my ball sack at 3am with the welder."

Heroin Monkey

An ant is standing next to a bottle of antacid tablets. A speech bubble above the ant says, "Fuck dude, I'm tripping balls."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from President Biden that reads, "Get you a Werewolf Boyfriend who's Fat Balls STINK up the house."

Adolf Nigler

What a catch

A man, Donald Trump, with a wound on his face holds up a baseball glove with a ball in it. Another man with sunglasses stands behind him. The American flag is in the background.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a cartoon representing different national teams as balls with their respective flags, each in their group for the EURO 2024. Each "countryball" expresses a different sentiment or makes a joke related to their football reputation or chances in the tournament. The text across the image shows dialog and commentary for each country.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

A cartoon drawing of a smiling boba tea cup saying "suck my balls."

Anonymous

A baseball player at bat next to the text "Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet says: "using my boobs as stress balls."

countryhumans memes

A cartoon image shows a Countryhuman, represented by a flag with a face, wearing a suit and looking annoyed. He gestures towards a group of smaller Countryhumans with flags and dates labeling their establishment years (1818, 1959, 1952, 1946). The text above reads, "Why do I have to take care of these old men?", with a note at the bottom saying "(based on f***ball wiki)" and "born in 1967".

countryhumans memes

damn they did them durty

The image shows a meme in a grid format. Each cell contains an illustration of a country representation labeled with different types of "gags." The countries and gags are: Germany with tape, the USA with a ball gag, Serbia with a bit gag, Russia with a muzzle, a turquoise country with a ring gag, Turkey with a cleave gag, Mexico with an OTN gag, and Brazil with a free space.

Anonymous

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

Heroin Monkey

A red bell pepper with a human face is shown. The text reads: "My balls after I shove them inside a industrial grade steam powered metal press."

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