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2 years ago

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.
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  • Wade
    2 years ago
    A woman with long dreadlocks and a colorful hat is pictured. The text over her reads: "Claims unborn babies are just parasites, which gives mothers the right to kill them. Doesn't realize that makes her an overgrown parasite."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.
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  • help me please im being abused
    2 years ago
    The image features the Surprised Pikachu meme. The top text reads: "Me looking at the most racist comment on tiktok but it's fine because it has an old man emoji at the end of it." The bottom image shows Pikachu with a shocked expression.
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  • Eltheariesisunstoppable
    2 years ago
    A young boy with a serious expression is dressed in formal attire and holding an orange. The text above him says "If having an 'old soul' was a person".
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  • Thoughtless
    2 years ago

    experiment

    The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.
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  • Blach66.1
    2 years ago
    A screenshot of the Google Play Store page for the Kuda money app, which is advertised as being for Africans. Text overlaid on the image questions the phrasing, suggesting the app is for "Africans for money".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A crowd of gray-faced, almost identical people each has a logo of a media company on their head, including Facebook, MSNBC, Snopes, Reddit, CNN, BET, Fox News, Vice, CBS, NBC, ABC News, Google, Politico, Sun, and others. A speech bubble above them states: "They don't rearrange the floor really fast when you get on an elevator. It's a totally different floor."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image is split into two parts. The top part features a handwritten note that says, "If an alien came to visit, I would kill it. By Bella". Below is a black and white image of a stern-looking man with a Hello Kitty bow in his hair.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows a 2-part meme. The top part is a screenshot of an article from The Guardian with the title "Should gamers be accountable for in-game war crimes?" and a picture of soldiers. The bottom part shows three wolves with a smiling expression. The wolf on the left is labeled "Actual lawyers", the middle wolf is labeled "The Guardian" and the right wolf is labeled "People with an IQ above room temperature".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A person is holding a rifle modified into a bow which shoots swords. The text says "AN ASSAULT RIFLE BOW THAT FIRES SWORDS Your argument is invalid".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A screenshot from Pornhub displaying a post. The post asks, "If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?" A reply below states, "It's only a graveyard smash if she's had an abortion."
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  • Izzawa
    2 years ago

    🤣🤣🤣

    The image is a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a winged character with horns asks another character with a halo, "SIR, WHAT ARE YOU?". The second panel shows the character with a halo holding two pieces of bread to his face, answering "AN IDIOT SANDWICH."
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  • H3LL0_K1TTY
    2 years ago

    Ethan should give me an Australian kiss 🤭

    A woman is shown lying on her back with her arms above her head. Above her image are the words "AUSTRALIAN KISS" followed by "EQUALS AN UPSTAIRS MIX... TOILET BOWL BALLSUCKER".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    Two tweets are shown. The first tweet says: "Imagine walking 2km to hatch an egg and it turning out to be a fucking magikarp." The second tweet is by user Magikarp The Fish saying: "imagine waiting nine months to give birth and it's you"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A black cat with glowing green eyes and a slightly protruding tongue stares at the camera. Above the cat, the text reads, "Federal agents watching me gulp down an entire bag of plastic powder with a bottle of canola seed oil."
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