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Heroin Monkey

The top image shows a yellow road sign with a deer symbol and the text "SUICIDAL DEER" and "NEXT 5 MILES". The bottom image shows a deer running with an explosive belt strapped to its body and the text "ALLAHU AKBAR".

DAP ME UP

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text 'help i accidentally joined' typed in and a list of search suggestions below, including phrases such as 'help i accidentally invaded poland', 'help i accidentally restarted the ussr', 'help i accidentally built a jeep', 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon', and 'help i accidentally the cat'.

Mr.Nibbles

me😊

A brown and white hamster sleeps on its back with all four paws in the air while resting on a gray blanket.

《 rmk 》

america or australia? you choose its fate aka jail or no

A black snake with a gun-shaped midsection is lying on a dry ground with some plants.

原田

bro they got a better love story than me

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel shows two squirrels sitting at a small table and eating spaghetti. The second panel shows one of the squirrels lying on its back with the other squirrel on top of it, implying they are engaging in sexual activity. The text on the image says: "Damn, their little date went good."

Claoky

:D

A yellow road sign depicts a moose standing over a smashed car. Below it is another sign that reads "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". Above, the text "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."

Heroin Monkey

Four dogs sitting in a circle on a sandy beach holding paws in what looks like a satanic ritual. The text says "Satanic ritual to summon the Goodest Boy Ever."

CUTE BOY😝

HAHA

A cat sits with its paws folded in front of it at a table. The text above and below the cat reads: "Why don't you have a seat and explain where my testicles went."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a grid of nine panels, each showing a different animal with a label below it. The top left panel shows a curled-up dog labeled "Cuddle doggo". Top middle shows a wolf labeled "Sneak doggo". Top right shows a German shepherd dog wearing military gear labeled "War doggo". The middle left shows a bat labeled "Air doggo". The middle panel shows a seal labeled "Water doggo". The middle right panel shows a fox labeled "Cat doggo". Bottom left panel shows an armadillo labeled "Armour doggo". The bottom middle panel shows a kangaroo labeled "Hopper doggo". The bottom right panel shows a prairie dog labeled "Digger doggo".

Thoughtless

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Your local comrade

When you and your friends find a higher form of living

The image features a red banner reminiscent of the Japanese flag with sun rays emanating from a circle that contains the hammer and sickle. In front of it are three dolphins in a row.

Face mcshooty

A still from "Breaking Bad" showing Walter White and Mike Ehrmantraut in a field with tall grass. Above the still is text.

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Hampter <3

A close-up photo of a hamster being held in a hand. The hamster has brown and white fur, small eyes, and tiny pink feet. The background is blurry.

tabs1528

A seal is on a yellow kayak. A person is touching the seal's head. The comment says: "dont let the video fool you, seals are dangerous. i heard a group of them killed bin laden."

Heroin Monkey

#1 BEST ALPHA MALE PICKUP LINE

A lion with a dark blue hue is roaring with lightning in the background. The text on the image reads "Holy moly, I'd love to put my poley in your holy."

Heroin Monkey

A mugshot of a man is shown below a news headline: "Kenya: Chinese tourist arrested with 300 zebra pieces in his luggage."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up photo of a cooked shrimp. The text overlay says: "Repost if you like shrimp. Or want to rail a cat for 12 hours straight."

Why should you care

God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

big [fire] balls

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a platypus with text that says, "Quick Animal Facts: Most platypuses don't have to secretly fight a criminal mastermind who keeps on making unstoppable, long named gadgets." The bottom panel shows a man with text saying, "What do you mean, 'most?'"

Rylee ੈ♡˳

a heart to make ur day better :D

Two cats standing next to each other with their tails forming a heart shape.

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