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Adolf kitler

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A white kitten with black markings on its face, a small dark patch under its nose resembling a mustache, and black patch over its left eyebrow. Text below the kitten says "Lil Adolf Kitler".

Adolf kitler

uh oh

The image shows a group of four cats walking towards the camera on a street. The text on the image reads: "When You 'pspspspsps' To The Wrong Gang".

tabs1528

A seal is on a yellow kayak. A person is touching the seal's head. The comment says: "dont let the video fool you, seals are dangerous. i heard a group of them killed bin laden."

Thoughtless

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Claoky

:D

A yellow road sign depicts a moose standing over a smashed car. Below it is another sign that reads "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". Above, the text "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."

big [fire] balls

A search bar in Google shows different search suggestions, one of them saying, "there's a platypus controlling me". Below it, a platypus with glowing green eyes stares at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "YES. I CONTROL ALL!"

Adolf kitler

A picture shows four adorable kittens in a cage. Above the kittens are the words "THE COUNCIL HAS DECIDED" and below are the words "YOU ARE FREN".

Hailey ❁

I honestly don't know why I laughed at this 😂🤨😆

An image of a dog looking directly at the camera, with the text: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

Anonymous

very interesting keep talking

A gray and white tabby kitten is lying on a bed and has its head slightly tilted and looks to the side, with its paw under its chin as if it is listening. The image text says: "My cat listening to my rants:".

Chri5

Most autisitic person ever.

A tweet with the text "And YES it's possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It's animal abuse to misgender your animals." followed by a picture of a man with a shocked expression. Below the picture is the text "We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible."

ligmaballs2.0

what your cat does when u aren´t home

A black and white cat is standing on its hind legs, looking like a human.

Doom Slayer

they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them

A cartoon character with big eyes is pointing a gun directly at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "IMMA SHOOT YOU WITH MY GLOCK POP POP POP AND NOW YOU DROP".

Anonymous

yeah this is true very

A white cat is sitting in a chair with its paw on a computer cable. The text on the image says "GET THE TREATS OR I PULL THE PLUG."

Shithead

can't stop laughing but its soo true!

A dog floats on the ceiling. The text says: Day 18 of lockdown. Filled the dog with helium.

Hailey ❁

Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold 👌😂

A brown chicken stands on a black scooter with the text "CYCLOP" visible on it. Another chicken is visible in the background walking on a tiled floor.

Hailey ❁

Cough cough

The image shows two photos of small yellow ducks. One photo shows multiple ducks together, with one duck in the center looking angry. The second photo is a closeup of the same angry duck. The text on top says, "When I type 'I'm ducking mad' this is what I mean."

Heroin Monkey

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Manga fan

Meme:

An anime schoolgirl in a white coat with syringes in the lining is asking "Want some Drugs?" The image also contains the text "No one: high school fleet anime:".

DAP ME UP

Fr

The image shows a split-screen of the same cat. On the left, the cat looks grumpy with squinted eyes and a frown. Text reads "BEFORE COFFEE". On the right, the same cat has wide eyes and is smiling with its mouth open, showing its teeth. Text reads "AFTER COFFEE".

the taste of mommy's milk

The image shows a white cat being held by a bright orange plush toy with a large eye. There is text on the left side of the image that says, "My mom: Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Me after accidentally sleeping loose:".

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