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YumMan

Peanut Butter

A two-panel comic shows a woman with dog ears and a tail. In the first panel, she is asked why she is taking her pants off. In the second panel, she exclaims, "Oooo! Peanut butter!!"

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Heroin Monkey

A drawing shows a diagram of a machine. On the left is a crocodile labeled as "Death roll machine". In the middle is raw meat attached to a generator, which is in turn connected to the powerlines of the entire US electrical grid.

Adolf kitler

The meme shows two pictures of a white cat with closed eyes. In the first picture, the cat lies on its back in the grass. In the second picture, the cat sits in a cabbage head. The image caption says: "This seems to be the most peaceful cat in the world."

Adolf kitler

A calico kitten with dark smudges under its eyes, sitting in a gray bed. The text reads, "Her meowscara is ruined."

Adolf kitler

A black cat wearing a tie is held up by two hands. The text says: "sir put me down. I am the manager."

Adolf kitler

A meme with three panels. In the first panel, a blurry stick figure is crying. The second panel shows a clearer picture of the stick figure crying in front of a tan cat. The third panel is a close up of the cat.

Adolf kitler

A gray cat sits on a laptop with the caption "Problem solved."

Adolf kitler

Two nearly identical images side by side show a black and white cat in a bathtub, with the text "Spot the difference: lvl impossible" above.

DIANEE

just...

A cartoon image shows a three-headed hydra with yellow scales, horns, and tongues sticking out of its mouths, against a dark blue background.

Face mcshooty

why the fuck is steam there ????

The image displays a list of company logos under the heading "THESE COMPANIES TEST ON ANIMALS", accompanied by the upper part of a dog's head. The listed companies include 3M, 409, Aquafresh, ACUVUE, Aveeno, Almay, Air Wick, AXE, Avon, BOSS, Purina, Bic, Coppertone, Band-Aid, Colgate, Maybelline, Doury, Dove, Gillette, ChapStick, Covergirl, Glad, Kleenex, Crest, Diesel, L'Oreal, Listerine, Olay, Pantene, P&G, and Ivory.

Face mcshooty

A still from "Breaking Bad" showing Walter White and Mike Ehrmantraut in a field with tall grass. Above the still is text.

Face mcshooty

A cartoon image of a turtle from Spongebob Squarepants with a large amount of poop being dumped on it. The text reads, "The class pet turtle (Thomas) receiving the load I've been saving up all week."

Adolf kitler

what do I have to do to become a mod?

A cat in a box raises its paw as if it has a question. The image reads: "I has a question..."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

I like kidnapping cats

A duck points a gun at the viewer.

Adolf kitler

got kidnapped

A person is pointing a gun at a kitten, who has its paws raised above its head in front of a window.

Face mcshooty

A meme with the text "Me: puts my hoodie in to wash. My hamster sleeping in it:", displayed above an image of a man's face that is distorted and green.

Heroin Monkey

Unimportant Intelligence

A meme showing an antelope in a field with text that reads "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO ITS POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP."

Heroin Monkey

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Heroin Monkey

A meme with text at the top and a blurry image of Spongebob Squarepants looking downward at the bottom. The text says, "Furries when the wolf in the woods starts ripping them apart and eating their organs instead of having hot gay anal sex with them."

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