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Self-improvement

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A cartoon drawing depicts a line of scruffy, unkempt men, some smoking, walking towards a large, open book. The book's cover features Jordan B. Peterson with the title 'Wash Your Penis'. From the other side of the open book, well-dressed men in suits, carrying briefcases, are emerging, appearing transformed and successful. The text at the top reads, 'A good book can change your life.'

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Chair

Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A dark-armored knight sits contemplatively in a field of pink and purple flowers, resting his chin on the pommel of a large sword. The text overlay reads: 'Life is too short to argue just throw a chair at your teacher'.

Anxiety

Anonymous · 8 months ago

Yeah no that's like telling someone deaf to listen more

An image of an elderly man, known as 'Hide the Pain Harold,' raising his arms in celebration with a forced, pained smile. The text overlay reads: 'when someone says ‘don’t be anxious’ and your anxiety is cured'

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Mama

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a search result page with the text "Did you mean: i'm a baby kitty where is mama?". Below this is an "AI Overview" section with the text "If you are a baby kitty and can't find your mama, try to stay calm and make soft meows to see if she can hear you. If you are alone, the best thing to do is wait,".

Microwave

United Kingdom UK · 1 year ago

A two-part image showing a Twitter exchange. The top part shows a tweet suggesting a method for scooping hard ice cream, with two photos: a tub of Kemps ice cream and a spoon sitting on the turntable inside a microwave. The bottom part shows a reply tweet with a photo of a microwave emitting smoke and fire, with the text "YOU MOTHER FUCKER".

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Income

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat is lying down, staring into the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat, text reads: "4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice."

Health

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man with a serious expression is shown above the text "How I feel giving mental health advice knowing I go insane at least once a week."

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Struggle

brokemaster · 1 year ago

Hi i thought this was funny i guess haha 💔⛓️

A simple cartoon drawing of two stick figures. One figure stands safely on the edge of a cliff, offering motivational advice. The other figure hangs precariously from the cliff edge and responds with profanity. The text reads: 'Hang in there, it gets better!' and 'Fuck you!'

Coffee

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of two Instagram posts. The first post, from user fatgirlhedonist, says "Idk who needs to hear this, but I switched from buying coffee every day to making it at home 2 years ago and I'm still not a millionaire." The second post, from user brianmstewart, is pinned and replies "I have studied the habits of millionaires. While it is a good step to save money by making coffee at home, have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?"

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Sleep

Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago

It works, my brother has never slept better

A man is lying in bed with a pillow under his head. Text overlay: "DID YOU KNOW? If you hold your breath for a long time you can sleep forever."

Idea

Anonymous · 2 years ago

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

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Life

♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

Piece

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person in a lego head and red shirt, with very realistic looking fingers, stands in front of a brown wall, an open doorway and a sign that says "ROOMS". Above the person the text says: "Piece of advice: never watch the lego movie on a 4k tv"

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Tip

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a yellow background with the text "Wario's Tips for Summer" at the top. Below that are the numbers 1, 2, and 3. Next to 1, the text says "drink all the shampoo in the house". Wario is pictured at the bottom right next to a swimming pool.

Rape

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with glasses and a beard is talking to the camera with the text "So apparently the rape advice hotline is for 'victims'" at the bottom. The man looks confused.

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Opinion

Wade · 2 years ago

Based Joker

Money

DreamBlue · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon man with orange hair and a pink shirt looking surprised with his hand on his head. The text above him says 'Me: guys, I'm broke. People: just make some money, duh.' The text below him reads 'my goodness, what an idea. why didn't i think of that.'

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Man

garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx · 2 years ago

what a nice man xx

A man is posing with his arms crossed and the text "Please change and grow as a person" is at the top of the image.

Kid

Doom Slayer · 3 years ago

how to kidnap kids

A drawing depicts a child in a blue shirt and a red cap standing on the left side. A skeleton is on the right, leaning forward with a sinister look. A shadow of a person is falling on the ground. Text on top: "2 CASUALLY APPROACH CHILD."

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Friend

TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago

That do be me though

The image shows the torso of a person wearing a jacket. The text on the image reads: "we all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single".

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