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Achievement Memes

Foam

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Duck

IM now only doing duck memes

The image shows two panels. On the left, there's a photo of a white duck wearing a sailor outfit. On the right, there's a large yellow rubber duck floating in water near a city. The text in the left panel says, "Sorry, everyone, but the world's greatest splay has been achieved." The text in the right panel says, "Canada has a $200,000 rubber duck that just floats around for no reason."

Peace

aiyyaaaaaaa

A yellow minion character stands next to the text: "My therapist told me: the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two of my children's lives. I feel better already."

Man

Speed

The ultimate speedrun

In a meme, Mario is shown with the text, "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Watch

Two images showing a Jar Jar Binks watch on a person's wrist. In the first picture, the Jar Jar head is facing up. In the second picture, the top of the watch is opened revealing a digital clock and the words "JAR JAR". Text above the image reads: "A watch, especially a finely crafted one, often signifies status and achievement."

Football

This is SLIGHTLY wrong

The image shows a google search result for 'Who is most popular football player?' The highlighted answer is 'Cristiano Ronaldo'. However, the image next to the text is of Lionel Messi. The text below says: "He is known for his incredible speed and scoring ability. Cristiano Ronaldo is a popular face in the world of professional football. He is a Portuguese professional footballer who is considered one of the greatest players of all time. 14. mars 2024"

Accuracy

I am smart!

The image shows a game summary with the text "Hats off to You, Genius!" above. Below there is a message stating "You have new items in the shop for your Qbit! Buy items for Qbit". There is an accuracy bar that is 14% filled. Finally, the score is 7130.

Guy

A photo of Godzilla with the text overlay: "This guy didn't win an Oscar until he was 70-years-old and had starred in 38 movies. Never stop following your dreams."

News

Everytime 😭😭

A three-panel image showing two anime characters. In the first panel, a girl with dark hair says, "Mom, I have good news!". In the second panel, a woman with light hair replies, "You got 100 on your math test?!" The third panel shows the dark-haired girl looking disappointed, saying, "Mom, I said good news. Not a miracle."

President

A picture of Obama with a red and blue background. Text says, "I am Black and I was the president of the USA, you looser."

Level

For all u gamers

The image shows a baby with a determined expression and a fist pump, set against a blue and purple background. The text on the image reads "WHEN YOU BEAT THAT HARD LEVEL".

Math Teacher

Math teacher

A screenshot from a Reddit post. It says "Math Teacher Finally Gets A Nuke! (Thanks for all the tips!)" and comments on the player's accuracy and strategy.

Time

Achievement get!

The image has the text "How Did We Get Here? Have every effect applied at the same time" at the top. Below this is a list of traits, social stances, and group affiliations of a person named Foxle. Some of these are mutually exclusive, e.g., "Born male, raised female". Some of the entries are "Vegan", "Trans pride", "BLM", "ACAB", "Feminist", "LGBTQIA+", "Hates men", "Stop AAPI Hate", "Bipolar", "Gamer", "#KillAllMen", "#CancelGyms", "#Depressed", "#JusticeForAmberHeard" and "ANTIFA Supersoldier".

Test

fr tho

A white chihuahua is smiling with its tongue out. The text above the dog says, "WHEN YOU GET AN A ON THE TEST AND DIDN'T STUDY."

Fan

Us Texas fans will miss you Bijan 🤘🤘🤘

The image shows Bijan Robinson, a football player, in a collage. The left part displays the "2022 Doak Walker Award" for Bijan Robinson, recognizing his accomplishments on the field, in the classroom, and in the community. The center shows him holding the award in a suit. On the right, he is in his football uniform raising his finger. The text on his uniform says "B. Robins 5".

Anime girl

I have achieved portable anime girls

A laptop screen displays the title screen of the video game "Doki Doki Literature Club!" featuring four anime-style female characters.