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Manga fan

Meme:

The image shows three panels. The first panel has an apple with a bite taken out of it and stars coming out, the second panel has an apple with a bite taken out and the missing piece flying out of the apple and the third panel has an apple with a hole from which the word 'SAMSUNG' is radiating out.

kanade otonokoji

HOLD UP

A chat conversation between two people. One person asks not to make 9/11 memes because their dad died in 9/11. The other person apologizes. Then, the first person says their dad was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia. Below the chat is an image of a cartoon figure with the text "hold up".

Erichh

Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...

The image shows a person's face, overlaid with a table containing chemical elements and their atomic weights, as they appear in the periodic table.

God Pt.2

A letter from NHS Foundation Trust to Mr Andrew Lang, confirming his next eye appointment on Tuesday 1 March 2016 at 12:45pm. The letter is dated 17 February 2016.

Wade

The image shows a tweet from amy @amyroses saying "don't break peoples heart! they only have one :(" and a reply from shadow @anyway-WOAH saying "yeah break their bone, they have 206."

Heroin Monkey

biscuit

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a close-up of a loaf of meatloaf, with slices cut, on a white plate. The meatloaf has a reddish sauce on top, and is garnished with fresh herbs. The image also shows a wooden bowl with salt and pepper and some broccoli in the background. The text on the image says, "Me at 17: (uses fake ID for liquor). Me at loaf:"

DaRey1Cray

aint no way 💀💀💀

A man wearing a Spurs jersey is featured in a YouTube video titled "Top 50 Porn Sites" by EatDatPussy445. The video has 227 views and is 2 minutes old. There are sports flags, and a Funko figure, in the background. The word Cardinals is visible on a flag. There is also a flag with "SAN BA" on it.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Discord chat where user 'rat' says 'Hi, I'm new. Anyone?' followed by 'ratfucker is typing...'. Below this is a still from a video game with the text 'Rat' pointing to a character and 'Ratfucker' pointing to another character who is walking towards him.

King bob

A technical diagram of the Little Boy atomic bomb, a gun-type bomb, shows the internal components: Uranium 235, detonator and conventional charge. The text gives measurements: 28" in diameter, 10" long, 9,000 lbs, 50 kg of Uranium, 70% 235U, critical mass = 17" in diameter, Y = 12.5 kT.

ur mommy

at school be like

A young boy with a confused expression is shown in a meme. The text says "When you think you been working for 4 hours and it's only been 17 minutes."

Heroin Monkey

A text conversation where one person says "Dinner is served", another responds with "Bone apple teeth" and then a third person posts a picture of a mugshot of a man with the text "Pls stop using your dad's mugshot as a reaction pic" and "JUN 17 2017"

shaylie lol

A cartoon girl with messy hair looks groggy. Text above her says: "When ya momma wake u up in the morning and u fall back asleep and you hear her coming."

Willy b

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Daily Mail article. The headline reads: "Young man forced to post a photo of his passport on Facebook to prove his real name is 'Phuc Dat Bich'... after his account is banned THREE times". There is a smaller picture of the young man, and a passport image with the name "Phuc Dat Bich", and the dates 03 JAN 1992, 17 SEP 2013, and 17 SEP 2023. The passport is from Australia.

Toast ツ

Two panels of a comic. In the first panel, two characters are arguing with speech bubbles that say, "Goku is stronger!" and "Omni-Man is stronger!" In the second panel, a video game screen shows the character Goku shooting at Omni-Man in a Fortnite-like game.

Anonymous

When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room

A screenshot from a YouTube video of Eminem with a shocked facial expression. The subtitle reads, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

Heroin Monkey

The first part shows a tweet from the National Park Service stating: "You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold." Below that is a reply from heychrisjones stating "Who is running this account?" The second part shows a reply from the National Park Service that contains an image. The image shows a marmot wearing a headset and sitting at a computer in an office setting.

ur momy

at school be like

A young boy with a concerned look on his face. The text overlay reads: "WHEN YOU THINK YOU BEEN WORKING FOR 4 HOURS AND IT'S ONLY BEEN 17 MINUTES."

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