Melodrama jokes

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

Finding Emo.