Melodrama jokes

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Man: What's up?

Me: I'm annoyed.

Man: Why?

Me: I stole my gf's heart.

Man: So why are you annoyed?

Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.