What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
MEd Jokes
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.