McQueen jokes
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Jackhammer McQueerson
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.