McQueen jokes
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.