Mass jokes

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

Timmy has 5 apples.

His train is 7 minutes early.

Calculate the mass of the sun.

Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.

Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

What objects have the most gravitational force?

A Lambo and a gold digger.