Maritime transport jokes

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?

*Splash!*

Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.

Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.

Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

“The Titanic is unsinkable!”

Iceberg challenge excepted.

"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"

Other person: "We will be fine."

10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."

Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.