Maritime transport jokes

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?

*Splash!*

Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.

Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.

Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

“The Titanic is unsinkable!”

Iceberg challenge excepted.

"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"

Other person: "We will be fine."

10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."

Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.