Maritime transport jokes

Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.

Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?

*Splash!*

“The Titanic is unsinkable!”

Iceberg challenge excepted.

Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.

Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"

Other person: "We will be fine."

10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?

Land ho!

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.