What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?