Maritime disaster jokes
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!