Maritime disaster jokes

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."

Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.

What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?

*Splash!*

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

“The Titanic is unsinkable!”

Iceberg challenge excepted.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.