Maritime Disaster Jokes

Titanic

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Titanic

The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"

Titanic

Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.

Titanic

What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.

Titanic

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

Iceberg

What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."

Fish

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

Titanic

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

Jack

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

Titanic

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

Mama

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Titanic

The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.