Marco jokes
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0