Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus
Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Yo mamas so dumb she thought Bruno Mars was a planet
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming they found water on mars
What did Mars say to Saturn: Give me one of your rings😄
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars
What does Mars like to eat? A Mars bar!
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine." The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked "Now what?"
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mar had an ugly child together!!! I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What do you call two redheads on mars?
Locals.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?
Orbiter: Or bitter
Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar
