Mankind

Mankind Jokes

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

Who are the fastest readers of mankind?

The victims of 911, they went through dozens of stories in a couple seconds

God- make a grumpy old man president.

Angel- why?

G- cause I said so-name him Trump.

A- okay.

G- make him not pay taxes.

A- okay...

Fast forward to 2020

G- you know that grumpy old man?

A- yea...

G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.

A- Krona.

G- exactly.

A- why do you hate humans so much?

G- because I can.