Mankind jokes
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
Humanity.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.