Maltese jokes

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.

Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.