Maltese jokes

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.

M to de B, m to de B = master bate.

Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?

Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!

Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.

Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...