Malice jokes

Magic

  • Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

    Me: What are Lucky Harms?

    Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

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  • Evidence

  • If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

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  • Murder

  • They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

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  • People

  • People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

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  • Community talk

  • Ephesians 4:31-32

    Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.

  • THE PLAN:

    Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."

    Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect o… Read more