Mai jokes

What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?

"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

I named my horse Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

Who is the man behind all lives matter?

Michael Jackson.