Illusionist jokes

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

What do you call a magic owl?

HOOdini

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST

My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.

They told me I could never be an actor.

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.