Illusionist jokes

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST

Why did the rapper become a magician?

Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.

Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.

Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."

"Really?" asked a little girl.

"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."

My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

What did the magician do as a trick in his show?

Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!

What do you call a magic owl?

HOOdini

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.