A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
What do call a magic owl
HOOdini
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
