Maddy jokes

What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?

One had the last supper.

What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?

Raped in Portugal!

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)