Luke

Luke Jokes

Knock

Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.

Father

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Son

Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

Palpatine: Knew it.

Luke Skywalker

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

Divorce

What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?

"May divorce be with you."

Name

What’s the most common name for cancer patients?

Luke (leukemia)

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  • Penis

    Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

    Because it was Luke warm.

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