Luis jokes

I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...

I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only Juan.

A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?

His lawnmower.

What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?

"Juan Direction."