long-term jokes

Life

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People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

Pilot

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To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

Mp3

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I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

End

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You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

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Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.

I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.

And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.

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