Logistics jokes
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Anyone seen these lately?
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
