Llama

Llama Jokes

Village

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

Koala

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

Sheep

Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.

Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!

Llama: What's your damn problem?

Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?

Day

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

Cousin

My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.

He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."