What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village
All pac my bags
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11, Osama Bin Llama
Llama: Hey sheep the sheep lets play cards Sheep: llama fuck off!! Llama: whats ur damn problem Sheep: Nothing im just having a Baahd day okay dick head?
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
what do you call a bunch of llamas? alpaca llama
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
