What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."