Little behind

Little behind jokes

What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

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  • Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

    I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

    Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

    A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

    Why do pedophiles never win a race?

    Because they are always coming in a little behind.

    What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

    They both came in a little behind.

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