Lightskin jokes

Anyone have lightskin jokes?

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"

His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."

A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"