Lightskin jokes

Anyone have lightskin jokes?

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...