Lightskin jokes

Anyone have lightskin jokes?

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

Why are you so white?

Because you have no lotion on.

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?