Lifetime ban jokes

My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

My grandpa has the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

My grandfather had the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.