Lifetime ban jokes

My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

My grandpa has the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

My grandfather had the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."

But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.

like this if you have ever been abused.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.