Lifetime ban jokes

My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

My grandpa has the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

My grandfather had the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

like this if you have ever been abused.

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.