Life Support jokes

My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.

My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology.

I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.